Friday, December 31, 2010

Hold On........

So it looks like maybe tomorrow or Sunday we will post our favorites. Burgs and I have some drinking to do tonight. Happy New Year to all you drunks and normal guys out there.
Another one of my favorite videos from this year. This is the runner up for Asshole Athlete of the Year. Enjoy!

And yet another one of Mr. Favre's better moments.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

The New Year Is Near.....

Tomorrow we will take a look back at 5 post and topics that ruled the site.
So here is one of my favorite videos posted on the site in 2010. One of the biggest douchebags in comedy next to Jay Mohr-Cox is Mencia. Great work Joe Rogan. How about getting after Mrs. Mohr-Cox next time?

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Carol of Intimacy. A SNL classic. At least for me. Merry Christmas from The Problem with Men Today!

Friday, December 24, 2010

A Nice Christmas Video

Enjoy this drunken Christmas song. It is best with a little nog and brandy.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Another Christmas Vacation Scene

This scene might be the best.

Christmas Vacation

2 more days til Christmas. Enjoy this Chevy Chase rant.

WTF Pic of the Day

I often wonder if people even think before putting shit up in their windows....apparently not.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Helpful Travel Tips

Remember these helpful tips if you happen to get robbed by a man with a bra on his head while visiting the US of A. Enjoy!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Tis The Season!

First non video in weeks. And an extremely annoying trend to discuss.
I understand getting in the holiday spirit especially if you have kids, but you are wearing pajamas to the grocery store buddy. You are way too old and should know better by now. This bad look is for high school/college kids and not 30+ old men. Go home and put on a pair of jeans and act like a big boy. Good day.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Christmas Is Close

Time for some videos.......since I have to post something. A video from my younger days when MTV played MUSIC videos.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Video For The Weekend

I told and warned this month would suck. Enjoy a video that is not so safe for work.

Monday, December 6, 2010

A Friend's Video

A friend's video. He appreciates the great HCwDB site as well. Enjoy!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Video For The Weekend

As a kid hanging out with my brother-in-law, this song was a standard. Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

November Was Bad For Post.....

And I am sure December will be equally as bad. Just like driving a big dually truck with a Superman logo, zero intentions of towing or hauling anything bad. BOXN 24/7, you are a tool. Good day.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Euros Are Coming! The Euros Are Coming!

Hide your wives' purses and shorts! These two are coming for them!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Another Asshole Athlete

It appears old Tony Parker has given me another reason (like I needed one) to add him to the list of asshole athletes. And messing around with a teammate's wife? Good work Tony. You have joined Favre and Lebron in the race to see who will win Dickhead Athlete of the Year Award. I have to admit this will be a tight race for sure.
I am also glad to see Eva finally wised up. That was your one free pass sweet heart. Pick someone more American and less douchey.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

White Sunglasses w/ NKOTB Hat Guy

I had to edit this one. If you don't know what NKOTB is google it.
White shades make you an automatic dickhead. Add the late 80s NKOTB hat with bangs showing and you are a full on dickhead tool 'bag. Good day.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Tool Sale

The Problem with Men Today has been failing at staying up to date. So in honor of the Tool Sale I found recently, check out more tool action at Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Enjoy and good day.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

A Snapshot of TPwMT

Black socks, pink leash and a little Girly dog. What more needs to be said?

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

WTF Pic of the Day

If this is a guy's car I need to say nothing. If its a woman's car than there is some dude somewhere in an unhappy marriage/relationship. Either way MAN up and grow a set. Good day.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Smart Car or Death Car?

I think these "smart cars" are really "death cars". And turquoise? Wow. Let me know how you make out when an 18 wheeler smashes into the back of your Easter egg.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Happy Halloween

A little Danzig and Misfits for this Halloween weekend. Sorry for no real post this week. We will try better this upcoming week.
Danzig with Metallica doing LONDON DUNGEON, LAST CARESS, AND GREEN HELL. Enjoy.

Astro Zombies and I Turned into a Martian live. More poor quality videos but who cares. I refuse to post any Misfits videos without Danzig.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

Park Where I like Guy - Motorcycle Edition

So this mental midget is parked right in front of the damn driveway, while there are FOUR open parking spaces right in front of him. You sir, are an asshole.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Brian Wilson.....A-Hole Or Genius?

Watch the whole thing before you comment. I can't decide.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Rent Is Too Damn High

Anyone with facial hair like this man gets my vote.

Guitar Guy

Playing the guitar on the streets for change is not a real job. I suggest picking up a job application for McDonald's or Burger King at the very least instead of doing this crap.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Brett Favre Gets Hit in the Nuts

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Back To The Future

I love this movie and I just saw this on Yahoo and had to post it. Michael J Fox was not the original choice for Back to the Future.

Over Accessorized While Parking in a Non-Parking Spot Guy

This picture is brought to you by the CEO. He spotted this tool-mobile while out and about on his day in beautiful Los Angeles, CA. It would be bad enough on it's own, but it was also parked in a non-space....All too common out here. Good job CEO.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Monday Dose of Beaver

Since I see my boy the CEO is busy this morning, I shall make another half-assed post. These are my favorite "Beaver" comics...enjoy.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Video For The Weekend

Check out the hair on the host in the begining of the video. The late 80s and early 90s had some great hair and clothing styles, eh?

Friday, October 8, 2010

Student finds tracking device on his car; FBI demands it back

Slow day on the creativity front, so thought I would share this with yall. Funny article, I would have kept it myself.

A Silicon Valley college student says the FBI confronted him and threatened to "make things difficult" for him if he didn't hand over a GPS tracking device he found on his car, says a report at

Yasir Afifi, a 20-year-old marketing student at Mission College who is partially of Egyptian extraction, said he found the device last Sunday when he took his car to a mechanic, and saw wires sticking out of the underside, near the exhaust pipe.

He told Wired he had "done nothing to merit attention from authorities."

A friend of Afifi's, identified only as Khaled, posted pictures of the device to, where a user quickly identified it as a Guardian ST820 tracking unit, manufactured by Cobham, which, according to Wired, only sells the device to law enforcement agencies.

As Afifi and Khaled pondered a number of plans for the device -- including selling it on Cragslist or attaching it to another car -- the FBI showed up, admitted it had planted the device, and demanded it back, Afifi told Wired.

Read the whole article by clicking here

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Hilarious Porky's Scene

Weird Brett Favre Story

You ask and you shall receive. Kind of. This Favre story sounds like some BS put you decide. Just click on this link and check out this Brett Favre story. This is all I got today.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Mencia Loves To Steal

This for the "anon" who posted about Mencia not really stealing. This one is pretty obvious. Same delivery, same style but with less class. Also, watch the second video on Mencia from Friday. Joe Rogan and about 4 other comics call him out. Watta hack!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

WTF Picture of the Day

Even for LA, this is strange. Don't have much to say other than - WTF?

Thanks for the picture Frank.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Bad Jeans For Men

Here is a trend that seems to be getting worse. Bad Jeans For Men. Iron cross leather pockets and men's jeans should NEVER be mentioned or seen together EVER. I am not sure which is worse, the skinny jean trend or this? You decide.

The Hammer with another solid contribution to the site.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Video For The Weekend

A song that takes me back to my youth. I couldn't find the short version of this. Enjoy!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Carlos Mencia Likes To Steal From Other Comedians

I had heard about Mencia stealing from other comedians. Here are two examples I found on youtube. He gets caught lying and served humble pie in the second video by Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir. Enjoy.

I think Joe Rogan could kick Mencia's ass.

Obviously I have no pictures and I am feeling pretty lazy. It's Friday people. Leave me the hell alone and go get drunk or something. Good day.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Lebron's Narcissism Strikes Again

Lebron, most people do not hate you because of your race. You are an asshole. That is why most people hate you and why your popularity has taken a dive to the bottom of the Atlantic somewhere near Miami. Good day.

Click here for the whole story.

Another Movie Review Of A Bad Katherine Heigl Movie

Katherine Heigl is in a new movie called "Life As We Know It". We have reviewed her movies previously here. We will not review this crappy movie. If Katherine Heigl is in a movie it is automatically crap. Let me do you a favor and take a guess on how the movie goes.

Boy and girl who happen to hate each other inherit a friend's kid. Boy and girl live together in deceased friend's house and raise kid together. Boy and girl fight. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl have a falling out. Boy and girl reconcile with 3 minutes left in the movie. The end.

I just saved you and your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend about $40. You are welcome.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Every Little Step......Mike Tyson Does The Running Man

I put this up because you get to see Mike Tyson do the Running Man. Enjoy.

Tennis Fan Fight Update

Here is an update regarding the "Tennis Fan Fight (Kevin Arnold Style)" from earlier this month. Click here for the update on It looks like this dickhead will be "getting his" while he sits behind some metal bars. Its always good to see justice served for a guy who acted like a real bad ass to a woman and an old guy.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Euro/Fro/Mullet/Mustache Guy

Here we have The Euro/Fro/Mullet/Mustache Guy. No I was not at a Night Ranger concert. And no this isn't John Oates brother Bruce. This guy was some Euro. He knew I was taking the picture and laughed at me. So I am not going to give him a hard time for sporting the 70s white guy fro and mustache look. He was really selling it well. Keep "motoring" Euro Fro Mullet Mustache Guy. Keep "motoring"!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Chris Berman Sucks.........

and he's a dick.

And one more piece of evidence. I am not very creative today or most days. So it's video Monday.

"Most Perfect Internet Video Ever"

This is why I love tosh.0. Sack O Douche, does this make up for my late post?

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Vegas Ass Kicker's Life Story

Vegas Ass Kicker let us know "I am drunker than any bitch ass like yall. Eat a dick!!!" last night. So I figured I would let everyone know a movie about his life story prior to moving to Vegas was made 10 years ago. Enjoy.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Video Of The Week

This one is for "Vegas Ass Kicker". I now this hardcore wankster has zero clue who Devo is. Allow me to educate you.

Dipshit of the Day

This mental midget missed the driveway by about 10 feet and ended up stuck on the curb. People here in LA are the worst drivers.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Takes Baseball Glove To Baseball Game And Is Not A Little Kid Guy

I am actually shocked at myself for not addressing this earlier. It's a topic that has been discussed amongst many a friend and family member. Takes Baseball Glove To Baseball Game And Is Not A Little Kid Guy. The thing that is truly awesome about this guy is that he rarely catches the ball and is often seen dropping the ball. He can also be seen jumping in front of other men, women and children to "try" and catch the ball. Is it really that big of a deal to catch a foul ball? Do you really need to knock people over or start a fight over a foul ball? The answers to both is NO. Be a man and catch the damn thing with your hand like all the other men at the game. You are not 8 years old buddy. Leave your glove at home and pick up a $12 watered down light beer like the rest of us.

Also, the top picture has inspired another topic we all need to discuss. Wears A Biker Beard While Driving A Prius Guy. Good day.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010


I like Weezer and the addition of Josh Freese on drums makes me have to share this with you all. Who is Josh Freese? Josh is only one of the finest rock drummers alive. Google his ass! Plus some dude named Hurley from "Lost" sings along. Enjoy.

Weak Flame on Weaker Car Guy

No doubt, Mr. Vegas Ass Kicker will love this ride. His Schwinn likely has similar flames coming off the seat in the form of tassels. He and this loser, are shining examples of The Problem with Men Today.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

"People Rarely Take Advantage Of All My Services!"

I believe Cable Guy is under appreciated. "Salt peanuts. Salt peanuts."

I Think I Am Cooler Than I Really Am Guy

Look guys. I know you think you are cool with your oversized watches, your hand gestures while taking a picture, your long hair and your hipster hat.........................FYI you are not. Good day.

Monday, September 20, 2010

WTF? Picture Of The Day

I didn't take this photo but I know who did (Hammer) and we still are not 100% sure what the hell is on this dude's truck. I am thinking an eagle and the other thing I have no clue. Your help is wanted and needed here.

"Fan Toolery"

The NY Jets already have one semi-famous annoying fan. Apparently the dick in this picture wants to take the title.

This brings me to examine the difference between a fan and a fan who commits "fan toolery". A fan watches his team on TV, at a bar or at the game. Cheers for his team. Buys a shirt and a hat of his team.

A fan who commits "fan toolery" yells and begs for attention why watching his team. Tries to start fights with the other teams fans. Spends his pay check on "official" jerseys, logos for his car, personalized jerseys that read "I LOVE TO 69" and dresses like a Road Warrior so he can get on TV.

A memo to all committing "fan toolery", STOP IT! No one watches football to see or hear you. Just trust me on this one. Good day.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Sunday's Funny Video

Saw this this morning and couldn't stop laughing. Enjoy!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month

As usual, our always concerned government has declared this month "National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month" due to the rise of young people packing on the extra lbs.
This got me thinking. I have heard some talk of blaming video games, fast food advertising, sugar filled snacks, soda, school cafeteria food, etc. I would never argue that these things do not contribute to little Johnny being over weight. My point is very simple. Little Johnny has these two things called a mom and dad and although not all little Johnny's have both; one of them is more than capable of turning the damn TV off and telling him to go outside and ride his bike, climb a tree or play some sports. You see I was raised on soda, Twinkies, Ho Hos, Coco Pebbles and the occasional fast food meal. You know how I burned off all the sugar and calories? By running, playing sports or riding my bike and not sitting on my ass playing Nintendo or PlayStation. It's not rocket science people.
"National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month", how did we ever survive as man kind without it. Good day.

Dickhead Of The Day

Friday, September 17, 2010

Brooklyn Tornado aka Bro-Nado

I don't need to comment on this one. Just watch, listen and enjoy.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Yankee Fan

If you were looking for a reason to hate Yankee fans here it is.

For me, just looking at a picture of this dickhead was plenty. Another douche bag "rocken a Yankees cap". Good day.

Jeter Selling It

My opinion on last nights Jeter getting hit by the ball when he really didn't is this, the umpire bought that Jeter was hit by a pitch. Not sure how he cheated or did anything wrong. It's called selling it. It happens in all sports.

Remember this play? Jordan "making space" so he could hit the winning shot?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

NY Jets & Female Reporter (Ines Sainz) Story

Just in case you missed this story, I am always here to make sure you get all the up to date and low down on the sports world. The Jets are in some hot water over comments made toward female reporter Ines Sainz. Here is the whole story. Click here. I never knew who Ines was until this story (and for that we say thank you). She's seems VERY professional and someone who takes her job seriously.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Pink Socks With Flip Flop Guy

I am back from my weekend in Vegas for some football watching and beer drinking. And I come back to this? Maybe I should take more time off from the computer.

This picture comes from Hammer who is vacationing in Hawaii. Socks and flip flops are truly annoying. What is the point? Why not just wear shoes if you need to wear socks. And pink socks? Really guy? Men, this is why you DO NOT let your wife or girlfriend dress you. There is no way any man would choose to wear pink socks. Good day.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Video For The Weekend

Let's get a second helping of some Clash.

Video Of The Week

The Clash, one of my favorites of all time. Not the best footage but who cares. Great song. Enjoy.

Watermelon Anyone?

The Sweater Wearing In Summer Time With Combed Over Bleached Hair Guy

While I was out with my brother-in-law last weekend at the liquor store picking up some beer for me and 4 Locos for the ladies, we came across this fellow. The Sweater Wearing In Summer Time With Combed Over Bleached Hair Guy. I have no idea about the fashion Emo's have or whatever they are called now, but this is just not right. The comb over is for balding men who are so insecure they try to hide their bald spot. Sweater jackets, hoodies or sweat shirts during the summer time in L.A.? You are not Bill Belichick kids. Take the damn sweaters off. Good day!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Football Is Finally Here

Here is a little reminder of what Brett will be seeing tonight. And no i am not a Saints fan just a football fan. I say there is no better sport on earth than football. 9 hours and counting.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

One More Day Until This............

I love football. I feel like a 5 year on Christmas Eve.

The Odd Trio

Lil Jon, McLovin and a random Asian DJ. I am thinking alcohol played a part in the taking of this photo.
Is it me or does McLovin look like he's aged 15 years since Super Bad.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

A Video For Roger "The Roider" Clemens

As you can tell my hatred for Roger Clemens runs deep. Here's a video mocking his cheaten roided up ass.

This one was found by the Jr. CEO. Nice work Mikey.

Quick Post About Young Men Today

This young tool on Twitter is all that is wrong with our young men today. Click here and read what this "wankster" tweets. You will see that if this tool is the future of our country we are not in good hands. Good day.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Happy Labor Day

A little song for all us working folk. In honor of my dad. Have a great three day weekend.

Tennis Fan Fight (Kevin Arnold Style)

Here's a big jackass acting tough to a woman and an old man. Nice try by the old man. Dickhead of the year award for this scrotum sack. Next time you want to act tough go to a hockey or football game you tool. Nice call on the Kevin Arnold look alike Sack O Douche.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Remember Guns N Roses?

Axl Rose being himself as usual. After all these years you would think he'd get a clue. Guess not. Some bad language if you are at work.

Last Night's Baseball Fight

Not a bad one this time. Thanks to Dead Spin for the video.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Just Another Car Accessories Tool In L.A.

This type of photo was one of the keys to me starting this little website. I do a lot of driving in the L.A. area and come across all sorts of tools with their 20" $5,000 rims on a $5,000 Honda, sticker flames on their mini-vans, excessive chrome everywhere and anywhere, "booming" sound systems that make your car rattle just being next to them at a stop light, raised trucks (for looking cool only of course) that can't go off-road because the axle will snap in two if they tried and of course the weaving in and out of traffic guy who only gets two or three cars ahead of you while almost causing several accidents. Good day.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Great Video

This is good. Enjoy.

Frosted Hair Guy

Clemens is many things. Liar, cheater and roider who apparently enjoys frosting his hair as well. Nice look dude. I am sure your jail mate will enjoy running his fingers through it as you spoon in your bunk. Good day.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Roger Clemens, Roid Rage And Jail

It looks as though Clemens will finally be getting what he deserves for cheating, lying and trying to kill Mike Piazza on more than one occasion. Here's a good article by Ken Rosenthal regarding Clemens' arrogant attitude during the steroid hearings in 2008 and how he easily could have avoided possibly going to jail.

Jake Delhomme Nearly Getting Head Ripped Off

Football is here boys. Looks like things are starting to get serious. 10 more days until the first game.

Friday, August 27, 2010

The Start Of NFL Football Is Near..........

so you know what that means. Raider fan is turning in his A's or Doyer's jersey for his Raiders jersey, still pounding mass quantities of Buttwiper, smoking blounts and getting his favorite team tattooed on his face, neck and head. Remember, do not look Raider fan directly in the eyes. He will take that as a threat and shank you American Me style. Good day.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Roid Rage

Roid rage is real people. This video and Roger Clemens throwing a broken bat at Mike Piazza in the 2000 World Series is further evidence. Also, Clemens is a giant a-hole. Have fun in jail dick.
CEO - To the dick who hacked this website today F.U.!

Male Bonding.....Twilight Style.......

The guys from the Twilight flicks want to let you know that male bonding can be done in many "alternative" ways.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Creepy Airplane Guy

Imagine getting on an airplane and you find out you have to sit next to this guy? He's almost as bad as "Hedo Rick"'s "rippin and tearin" video.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010


Break Dance and wear a one piece tank top/short spandex dancing outfit!

Inception or Inebriation?

Monday, August 23, 2010

Slow Day

No good pictures to post so let's discuss the fact that John Mayer is a giant tool. He acts like people find him funny and amusing. But the truth is John, no one finds you funny let alone amusing. You are a pimple on the ass of society that needs to be popped. Please do us all a favor and retire. Good day.