Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Great failblog.org Video

This is good. Enjoy.

Frosted Hair Guy

Clemens is many things. Liar, cheater and roider who apparently enjoys frosting his hair as well. Nice look dude. I am sure your jail mate will enjoy running his fingers through it as you spoon in your bunk. Good day.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Roger Clemens, Roid Rage And Jail

It looks as though Clemens will finally be getting what he deserves for cheating, lying and trying to kill Mike Piazza on more than one occasion. Here's a good article by Ken Rosenthal regarding Clemens' arrogant attitude during the steroid hearings in 2008 and how he easily could have avoided possibly going to jail.

Jake Delhomme Nearly Getting Head Ripped Off

Football is here boys. Looks like things are starting to get serious. 10 more days until the first game.

Friday, August 27, 2010

The Start Of NFL Football Is Near..........

so you know what that means. Raider fan is turning in his A's or Doyer's jersey for his Raiders jersey, still pounding mass quantities of Buttwiper, smoking blounts and getting his favorite team tattooed on his face, neck and head. Remember, do not look Raider fan directly in the eyes. He will take that as a threat and shank you American Me style. Good day.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Roid Rage

Roid rage is real people. This video and Roger Clemens throwing a broken bat at Mike Piazza in the 2000 World Series is further evidence. Also, Clemens is a giant a-hole. Have fun in jail dick.
CEO - To the dick who hacked this website today F.U.!

Male Bonding.....Twilight Style.......

The guys from the Twilight flicks want to let you know that male bonding can be done in many "alternative" ways.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Creepy Airplane Guy

Imagine getting on an airplane and you find out you have to sit next to this guy? He's almost as bad as "Hedo Rick"'s "rippin and tearin" video.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010


Break Dance and wear a one piece tank top/short spandex dancing outfit!

Inception or Inebriation?

Monday, August 23, 2010

Slow Day

No good pictures to post so let's discuss the fact that John Mayer is a giant tool. He acts like people find him funny and amusing. But the truth is John, no one finds you funny let alone amusing. You are a pimple on the ass of society that needs to be popped. Please do us all a favor and retire. Good day.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Saturday's Spirit Lifting Video

Last week it was MC5. This week it's Violent Femmes' "Country Death Song".

Friday, August 20, 2010

Anonymous Questions The SlimTs Take.......

It's funny. My tracking program by Google tracks what key words people type in their Google search which brings them to the site. For a good 3 months or so the #1 key word search has been "slimts". I did a take on SlimTs here a few months back. I guess some men out there are looking into buying this crap. Well yesterday "Anonymous" had this to say regarding my SlimTs take:

August 19, 2010 3:20 PM Anonymous said...
"Look theres nothing worng with a little help maybe this girdle will boost a guys confidence when he wears it and then maybe he will go to the gym but for now its to each its own...if a guy wants to wear it then its none of our buisness...and if its like "cheating" or being a fake who cares woman walk around wit it all the time...WHO CARES!!"

Well Anonymous, please refer to my original post for my response. Maybe you need a site like this to help you get through those "bad days". Like the one you must have been having yesterday. Good day.

Euro Basketball Fight

This is the pussiest fight I have seen since..........last week's baseball fight.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Cougar Ace - Best For You!

My Twitter amigos Cougar Ace Band.

Neck Beard Non-Sports-Star Edition

These are two bad pictures but I've never seen a neck beard like this in my life....and maybe there's a good reason why. Good day.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Hand Gestures While Taking Picture

Why do guys feel the need to do the hand gesture while taking a picture? STOP! When taking a picture simply smile, say cheese and move on. The hand gestures don't make you look cool. It just makes you look like a giant tool.

The Probem With Society Today

Sometimes we need to look at society as a whole and this commercial shows me that we are f-ed. Good day.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Lebron And His Neck Beard

Lebron is at it again. Check out this article on ESPN. This guy has got be the biggest asshole athlete of all time. Right up there with Baroid Bonds. Nice neck beard you dick.

Random Video Of Shatner Singing (?) Rocket Man

William Shatner has always had a good sense of humor and doesn't take himself too serious like most douchey Hollywood actors. Enjoy.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Wanna Be Elvis Guy

I ran into this guy at Home Depot last Friday. I tried to get a better picture but he saw I was trying to snap a photo and kept turning his back to me. Not sure if this is an everyday thing for him or maybe he was celebrating the 33 year anniversary of Elvis' death. Whatever the case, I don't get the whole Elvis infatuation. It's 2010 people. Time to move on.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

REAL Rock And Roll!

Here is some REAL rock and roll. Not the bullshit they play on the radio.

Friday, August 13, 2010

The Neck, Face & Head Tatt Guy

I have been seeing more and more neck, face and head tattoos on people. It's a trend I don't understand or get at all. Maybe someone can shed some light on why they need to look like a guy who just got released from San Quentin. These tattoos used to be a sign of a hardcore gangster or someone who spent time in jail. Now its fashionable. Lots of douchey celebs have them and same with athletes. I guess this is the world we live in now. Copy or follow whatever ESPN, People Magazine, E or TMZ is showing. I am I getting old or I am I becoming more and more aware of my surroundings? What do you guys think?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Baseball. Not Just For Men Anymore

Here is the video from last nights "fight" between the Reds and Cardinals. Sports fights are usually a joke and that includes this one. The only difference is the starting pitcher Johnny Cueto starts kicking people with his metal cleats. Good job Johnny. Real manly of you to kick a guy in the face with your metal cleat. What a puss. Almost as big a puss as the Astros fan who moved out of the way of a foul ball so his chick could take it off her forearm. Good job guys. Looks like there's room for heartless chode stains like the two of you in baseball now.


We have now found and posted several of these big truck, accessory adding and tool mobile pictures. Why do men feel the need to trick out their trucks or cars? Is it a way of making them feel tough? Or is it simply a way for them to get attention? Is this the equivalent to a man getting a boob job or bigger lips?

I say they are all tools and this is their way of getting attention. Yes, this is the equivalent to a boob job for men. This really ties in with the purpose and reason I started the website. Real men do not need attention for the sake of making themselves feel good. Also, a REAL 4 x 4 truck is not a crime. Its when these dicks raise the truck, add meaningless chrome or flames to it and never take the damn thing off roading when the man crime takes place.

So what do you say? Do you agree? Please give me your feed back in the comment section below. Good day.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Chrome, SUV & Laker Flag Guy All In One Picture

This picture came to me in a text. The text read "Tool has 6 Laker flags and chrome all over his Hummer". Need I say more?

Good find Dave.

Monday, August 9, 2010


I picked this piece of crap video for obvious reasons. But I do want to point out that this guy is singing about being a billionaire and gives zero indication how he's going to make that billion dollars. This generation has a lot of these tools with no concept or appreciation for hard work or a plan on how to be successful in life. They all want to be handed a six figure job after college and spend their money on bad clothes, expensive cars, Grey Goose and jewelry. This song and video is the problem with both men and society today. Good day.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Daisy Dukes On A Man

Is never acceptable...EVER. Enough said.

ADD: This picture was taken in Seattle on my Pacific North West trip.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Overcompensating With Big Truck Guy Part 2

Our good buddy Perry found another glaring example of OWBTG while cruising down what looks to be the wonderful 101 freeway here in LA. These douche bags are everywhere around here. I wonder if they know how many people are laughing at them every day? Previous post on the subject can be found here - Overcompensating With Big Truck Guy

Thanks for the pic Perry.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Vacation Means...........

not too many post. I am up early in my Portland hotel room and thinking of what to write and post. So here's two pictures of "Parks Wherever He Feels Like It Guy" in the same spot and the same day. Sweet buggy but you are still a dick.

By the way, Portland has great beer and breweries are everywhere. Worth a look if you enjoy beer. Good day.