Another Lakers' series win. I was scared but they made it through. Bring on the Jazz.

Awkward Men's Restroom Guy

This guy is usually found in airport, restaurant, bar or casino men's restrooms. The video says it all, but remember no Peter gazing at the urinal.
Thanks Josh. This one's for you.

Super Bright Skinny LEVI Jeans (Skinny Jeans)

Why Levi? I thought you were better than this. Why did you feel the need to give in to this horrible trend? The world is surely ending soon. And if you see a kid, or anyone for that matter, wearing these please do them a favor. Slap them in the face with your white glove and challenge them to a duel.

Thanks Jim for the picture.

The Last...Mr. T Quote Of The Day

I'm teaching fools some basic rules.
..................................... Mr. T

Takes Picture Of Self In Mirror Guy

This dick is all over the internet. Especially on Facebook, Twitter and Myspace. He wants the ladies to know that his nipples are pierced, boxers are clean, hair is spiked to a perfect Faux Hawk, the eye brows are waxed and he's ready to party!
He is also known as "Over Compensating Guy" or "Low Man On The Frat Totem Pole Guy". He enjoys pounding Naty Ice and eating "sick burritos" after a night of "hunting for tail" in Isla Vista.

Balki!!!!

For no reason I decided to put this picture up.....ENJOY!!!!

Mr. T Quote Of The Day

I wanted to win to feed the hungry people of my community. I didn't want to win to buy a diamond.. I didn't have no diamonds then. I didn't want to win to buy a car, I didn't want to win to bring a couple of chicks downtown to a hotel. I wanted to win to feed the poor people of the community.
..................................... Mr. T

RAIDERS!!!!!!!

For once the Raiders are doing the right thing. They are releasing their worst offensive linemen on the team, JaMarcus Russell, and his 68 million dollar contract. Now he can focus on his true passions: buying more fur coats, McDonald's drive thru ordering, competitive eating and how not to be the worse #1 pick of all time. Ryan Leaf thanks you for making him look good.
Good job Al. Looks like your 9-12-08 letter to Lane Kiffin which reads "I do realize that you did not want to draft JaMarcus Russell. He is a great player. Get over it..." is really panning out for you.

Bango Is The Baddest Mascott Of All Time

Like A Boss!!!!

This my son's contribution to this website. Enjoy!

Mr. T Quote Of The Day.....Two For One Tuesday

If you think I`m big, you should see my brothers.
..................................... Mr. T
You`re arguing over $45? My lunch cost $45!
..................................... Mr. T

Triple Lindy

Since I am on an 80s kick today. Gentlemen, I give you the Triple Lindy......Enjoy!

Dog Crap On The Sidewalk

While walking to lunch today in beautiful Woodland Hills I conveniently stepped in some dog crap left behind by my favorite guy...."Too Cool To Pick Up After My Girl Friend's Dog Guy". You are truly a dick nose. Thank you sir.
For some reason bad 80's movies popped into my head. Enjoy!

Mr. T Quote Of The Day

You're going through college, and you're going to be faced with a lot of things. You're going to face adversity, the main thing is don't quit. For many people it's easy to quit, but don't. That's what separates the winners from the losers, what separates the all-stars from the also-rans.
..................................... Mr. T

Mazda Miata Guy

Normally I would be bagging on this guy like I worked at Vons. But when you have a bumper sticker that reads "I am not gay but my Miata is" while rolling through West Hollywood you have to give respect where respect is due.

Mr. T Quote Of The Day

People ask what gives me the authority to give advice? I say, First of all, I don't give advice. Dr Phil gives advice. Mr T helps people. I motivate them, I inspire them, I give them hope, and I plant the seed so they can feel good about themselves
..................................... Mr. T

Mr. T Quote Of The Day

I'm not perfect, I'm not an angel, but I try to live a certain way because it brings honour and respect to my mother. I tell people that when they look at me, they're looking at nothing but a big, overgrown, tough mama's boy. That's who I am.
..................................... Mr. T

Mr. T Quote Of The Day

I made a little money. And like the Bible says, I was enjoying the fruits of my labor. This is my comeback. This is me doing what I love to do.
..................................... Mr. T

Tiger and Nickleback

No, they are not headlining the Toolfest 2010 Summer Tour. Tiger ROCKED out at a Nickleback concert recently in Orlando. Wow. And I thought the worst of the skeletons were out of his closet for the world to see. This is definitely the worst by far. Banging some not so hot chicks behind your hot wives back is one thing but waking up in the morning and looking in the mirror and saying "yes, I am a Nickleback fan" is another. I guess Blasians like bad Canadian pop rock (like theres any other kind) or something. I would have taken him for a John Mayer fan......give it time and I am sure he'll be seen ROCKEN out Mayerwad too.

Overly Aggressive Softball Guy

Tonight I encountered this guy. This penis sock decided it was ok to belittle his 1st basemen after he made a mistake......A quick history on OASG is that he usually played park league baseball when he was younger and wasn't good enough to play further. But in his mind he was either "overlooked" or "not given a fair shot". So now at 35+ he is gonna show the softball world he was good enough to play then and good enough to play now. This guy is also known as "semi-pro bowler" or "scratch golfer" like he tells his "friends"..............................Beware of OASG as he will try to intimidate you with his tight baseball pants and wrist bands.

Mr. T Quote Of The Day

It's like my mother says: I have a gift of the words. Maybe I'm charming. But it is a gift. I have seven brothers, and they're introverts. I'm an extrovert. I love people.
..................................... Mr. T

Talks Too Loud On Cell Phone Guy

You know this guy. Whether you are at your kids soccer game, having drinks with friends, enjoying dinner with loved ones, watching sports with neck tattooed Raider fans or simply chatting over a latte at the local cafe; this guy wants to let YOU know HE's on the phone and HE's important. Business, personal problems, STD result, arguing with his girl friend, yelling at his wife or talking to his boys it's all the same to this arrogant butt plug. Loud and obnoxious is the only way he knows how to do it.

Mr. T Quote of the Day

I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a Kamikaze pilot; The President got shot because his men relaxed.
..................................... Mr. T

Mesothelioma and Lakers D......

Lakers are on tonight! They need to play better defense tonight on Durant and crash the boards! They need to be like a bad case of Mesothelioma on his ass! Also, I would like to see less complaining by Gasol to the refs. That annoys the crap out of me. Whiney Euro! Run your ass down court and play some D! Anyone ready for a beer yet? I am!

Mr.T's Quote of the Day

When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn`t afford to pay attention.
..................................... Mr. T

"That Guy" Spotted

On Saturday I am in line at In n Out getting some artery clogging lunch when "That Guy" was spotted being the dick that "That Guy" is. V-neck shirt, red girly Mitsubishi with a spoiler and parked in a driveway which blocked cars that wanted to leave. A real man would park as far away as possible and walk! You my friend are a DICK. Thank you for contributing to my website.........CEO

Last night my wife and I went to Lady Face Ale Companie in Agoura, Ca. They have awesome beer and I would recommend checking it out sometime. Their brews blow away BJs by the way. Since I was so inspired by beer afterwards I decided to watch Beer Wars the documentary. Good movie. You will not drink crap beer ever again after you watch it. Burgs also came over yesterday to try and make this site better. I am not even sure that's possible. If you think of any topics or have any suggestions let me know!
Also check the sweet Mr. T quotes on the left side of the website. "I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold.. rules..................................... Mr. T"

Disturbing Trend..........

The newest disturbing trend is the Twilight series books and movies. These movies and books are not only popular but they have a cult like following. My wife loves the books and movies and has read all four books the last 3 weeks but I digress. My point of this whole post is that in no way shape or form is it OK for a guy of any age to read these books. My son tells me that a lot of high school guys read them at school.....WTF!!!!! That isn't right or acceptable. As older men or even teenage men it is our duty to spread the word that this is NOT acceptable and it will NOT be tolerated in our society.

Favorite Beer?

I tried the Brew Dog IPA recently and it is pretty good beer. I haven't had the Rip Tide, Paradox or any of the other beers. What's your favorite beer and why? Mine is probably Stone IPA.

Three Sheets and Stone IPA

While I am watching the new Three Sheets in Hawaii it makes me think of beer. One of my favorites is Stone IPA. Good beer with bite and high alcohol content. Hhhhmmmmm goooddd!!
Stryper.

So last night I explained to my wife and son about why I started the website. My son gets it but the wife thinks I am a giant geek.....which I am by the way. Anyways, here is our first true example of what I am here to talk about and want to discuss. Not only is the shirt pink but a collard V neck?? Really??? Like a regular V neck isn't bad enough. Obviously dude is a model but the tanning salon tan or fake tan is in the house. Don't be this guy......

Welcome!

I would like to start off by saying thank God you are reading this. It means you do not walk around with a "European" man bag and still have something in your "man bag". This blog will hopefully do three things for you/all of us: 1.) wake you up from your metrosexual/Seacrust out/Euro trash wanna be/little dog hanging out your car window commas, 2.) entertain you at work or 3.) help you to identify or prepare you for what to look out for with friends and loved ones. Let the games begin and please e-mail me any photos that will help the site and our bloggers. Thank you.
M. Reeve
CEO of Theproblemwithmentoday.com