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Wears Golf Clothes When Not Golfing Guy

Wearing golf attire when not golfing is pretty damn lame and especially when riding the L.A. subway system. That's right. L.A. has a subway system and apparently its overflowing with tools who dress like golfers. Look, if you feel the need to dress in bad golf clothes leave it at the country club for christ sakes. You do not look good buddy. I know P Diddy wears this shit but that doesn't make it ok for you to try and pull it off. He's a rich, narcissus, choad stain who does not need to be copied. Good day.

Thank you Tim for the photo.

Accessories Worth More Then My Car Is Guy

At what point in your life do you say to yourself "What I really need is a 1995 Lexus Coup with a brand new Same Day Paint job and new 22" rims to match. After that I am going to tint the windows so no one can see me and throw a bumping stereo system in that sh*t!"?

Burgs Found A Doctor For The Ladies

Sunday's Annoying Video

This kid is an annoying future a-hole. His parents need to be stopped from reproducing any further. Enjoy your Sunday.

Old Guy

Now I am not gonna rip on this old guy, but the shirt tucked into the basketball shorts that are pulled up to your neck is not a good look for anyone. It is our duty as men to point out to our dads and grandpas that things like this and wearing black socks to your knees with shorts on is not OK. Good day.

Beer On Friday

Since it's my birthday today I figure I am gonna be drinking lots of beer tonight. So here is a weird beer commercial about a beer that's 55% ABV. These guys make good beer so it may be worth a try. Cheers!

This Is Not A Joke........Candwich!

Because making a sandwich is such a hard thing to do. Candwich, I am sure its REALLY healthy and good for you to. If you buy this crap you are a worthless member of the human race and you can go ahead and run off a cliff with the rest of the sheep. Good day.

Just click here to read the actual review of this symbol of the downfall of all man kind.

Vegas Pool Party Guys

You WILL see these types if you hang out at a Vegas pool. The dick on the left had a sweet Superman symbol tattooed in the center of his back with some lame tribal design around it. He was strutting around like he was someone famous looking to see if anyone was watching. This was an off the strip place so it was full of locals and kids so no one gave a crap about the dork. Way to go you two tools at the pool!

Man Purse In Laughlin???

With all the trashy folks I saw in Laughlin, this guy really shocked me. He was wearing a man bag/purse. I am surprised he wasn't beaten senseless by one of the locals for carrying it around. While I do not support men carrying or wearing man bags/purse, I do find a work bag or a satchel to be acceptable for work purposes only.

And if you carry your wife's purse around, you have given up on being a man. Good day.

Laughlin, NV's Finest

I took a trip to Laughlin, NV with family and friends for some water, gambling & drinking. This picture is all too common of a theme there. I know the picture is bad but this is a River Rat with a sweet mullet. Laughlin smells like old people & smoke in just about every casino. If you decide to visit expect rude service and plenty of this guy. You have been warned.

Cuts You Off While Driving A Toolmobile Guy

So this giant tool in his Toolmobile cuts me off while I am taking my son to his baseball game. I knew he had some kind of design or art on his PT Cruiser. So I got the blackberry out once again and snapped a picture. Here is the Flaming Cruiser! A middle aged man rolling around in this thing made me forget how pissed I was that he cut me off. Thank you Toolmobile driver for contributing to the site.

So Mr. Jordan, Kobe or Lebron???

And the answer is...................................................

Lindsay & Machete

This is a 2 for 1. Lindsay being Lindsay for the new Machete movie poster and the movie trailer to go along with it.

EDIT: Looks like I won't be seeing the piece of crap movie. Go to prisonplanet.com and you'll see what I am talking about.

Robocop Rules

Good Bye Mel!

Sounds like Mel has just ended his career with this one. What a dickhead. Click here for the 8 minute version.

The King

I know there has been a lot of post about LeDick James lately but I think he is about the biggest a-hole of all the athletes out there. So here is another picture of The King getting ready for something............................

Quick Quote From 'The King'

This quote comes from a 2006 ESPN the Magazine story on 'The Chosen-1'. This guy is a dick.

Holds His Wife's Purse While Shopping Guy

At first look I thought this older guy had a Euro man bag. I looked closer and closer and realized this guy was holding his wife's purse. So out came the Blackberry and here we have a man who really needs some help. I am not going to bash this guy too hard because he seemed like a nice enough person. I am sure most of you have never and will never walk around the local hardware store carrying your wife's purse. We all know this is not ok so we will just leave it at that....................No we won't!! This is complete BS. This dude needs to reach up where is balls are supposed to be and pull those suckers out. What are you doing? Did you give up on life? Did you forget you are a man? What happened here?

LBJ, Chosen-1, Bron-Bron...............

We have talked about him in a previous post here. He is again showing his narcissistic ways with this 1 hour show about what team he is signing with.











I did check your $tats Lebron and they read...........DOUCHE!

Parks Where Ever He Feels Like Guy

These two pictures annoy the crap out of me.

Instead of pulling into the two empty PARKING spots next to the black truck, this pusswad decides to let his girlfriend out and park next to the curb so no one else can back out of their PARKING spot. Notice I said PARKING spot a-hole!

And this other inconsiderate dick decides to park his car on the gas stations walkway. This BMW driving dick was also guilty of being Talks Too Loud On Cell Phone Guy while I was inside buying some water. Put the cell phone down for 2 minutes, pay for your energy drink and leave. No one thinks your special, chode breath. Park your car in a PARKING spot like a normal considerate person.

In Honor Of The Fourth Of July

One of the only times will route for a Dodger. Bravo Rick Monday.

World Cup Update!!!!

It's almost over! Soon we will not have these types of Euro and South American mullet loving tools sitting next to us at our local watering holes.

Did Americans really get soccer fever or were we hoping to be able to throw a giant middle finger to the rest of the world if we would have won? I say the latter.

Americans play real football. Not some flopping around trying to get a yellow card game like the rest of the world. Who is a better athlete, Ronaldo or Adrian Peterson? I will take AP all day long. Imagine seeing AP barreling down the field blasting soccer balls left and right..........neither can I. Good day.

Freddy Kruger Cardigan Sweater Guy

And here we have Cardigan Sweater with Shorts Guy's brother, Freddy Kruger Cardigan Sweater Guy with hipster hat.