Thursday, September 30, 2010

Lebron's Narcissism Strikes Again

Lebron, most people do not hate you because of your race. You are an asshole. That is why most people hate you and why your popularity has taken a dive to the bottom of the Atlantic somewhere near Miami. Good day.

Click here for the whole story.

Another Movie Review Of A Bad Katherine Heigl Movie

Katherine Heigl is in a new movie called "Life As We Know It". We have reviewed her movies previously here. We will not review this crappy movie. If Katherine Heigl is in a movie it is automatically crap. Let me do you a favor and take a guess on how the movie goes.

Boy and girl who happen to hate each other inherit a friend's kid. Boy and girl live together in deceased friend's house and raise kid together. Boy and girl fight. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl have a falling out. Boy and girl reconcile with 3 minutes left in the movie. The end.

I just saved you and your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend about $40. You are welcome.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Every Little Step......Mike Tyson Does The Running Man

I put this up because you get to see Mike Tyson do the Running Man. Enjoy.


Tennis Fan Fight Update

Here is an update regarding the "Tennis Fan Fight (Kevin Arnold Style)" from earlier this month. Click here for the update on Deadspin.com. It looks like this dickhead will be "getting his" while he sits behind some metal bars. Its always good to see justice served for a guy who acted like a real bad ass to a woman and an old guy.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Euro/Fro/Mullet/Mustache Guy

Here we have The Euro/Fro/Mullet/Mustache Guy. No I was not at a Night Ranger concert. And no this isn't John Oates brother Bruce. This guy was some Euro. He knew I was taking the picture and laughed at me. So I am not going to give him a hard time for sporting the 70s white guy fro and mustache look. He was really selling it well. Keep "motoring" Euro Fro Mullet Mustache Guy. Keep "motoring"!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Chris Berman Sucks.........

and he's a dick.

And one more piece of evidence. I am not very creative today or most days. So it's video Monday.

"Most Perfect Internet Video Ever"

This is why I love tosh.0. Sack O Douche, does this make up for my late post?

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Vegas Ass Kicker's Life Story

Vegas Ass Kicker let us know "I am drunker than any bitch ass like yall. Eat a dick!!!" last night. So I figured I would let everyone know a movie about his life story prior to moving to Vegas was made 10 years ago. Enjoy.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Video Of The Week

This one is for "Vegas Ass Kicker". I now this hardcore wankster has zero clue who Devo is. Allow me to educate you.

Dipshit of the Day

This mental midget missed the driveway by about 10 feet and ended up stuck on the curb. People here in LA are the worst drivers.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Takes Baseball Glove To Baseball Game And Is Not A Little Kid Guy

I am actually shocked at myself for not addressing this earlier. It's a topic that has been discussed amongst many a friend and family member. Takes Baseball Glove To Baseball Game And Is Not A Little Kid Guy. The thing that is truly awesome about this guy is that he rarely catches the ball and is often seen dropping the ball. He can also be seen jumping in front of other men, women and children to "try" and catch the ball. Is it really that big of a deal to catch a foul ball? Do you really need to knock people over or start a fight over a foul ball? The answers to both is NO. Be a man and catch the damn thing with your hand like all the other men at the game. You are not 8 years old buddy. Leave your glove at home and pick up a $12 watered down light beer like the rest of us.

Also, the top picture has inspired another topic we all need to discuss. Wears A Biker Beard While Driving A Prius Guy. Good day.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Weezer

I like Weezer and the addition of Josh Freese on drums makes me have to share this with you all. Who is Josh Freese? Josh is only one of the finest rock drummers alive. Google his ass! Plus some dude named Hurley from "Lost" sings along. Enjoy.

Weak Flame on Weaker Car Guy


No doubt, Mr. Vegas Ass Kicker will love this ride. His Schwinn likely has similar flames coming off the seat in the form of tassels. He and this loser, are shining examples of The Problem with Men Today.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

"People Rarely Take Advantage Of All My Services!"

I believe Cable Guy is under appreciated. "Salt peanuts. Salt peanuts."

I Think I Am Cooler Than I Really Am Guy


Look guys. I know you think you are cool with your oversized watches, your hand gestures while taking a picture, your long hair and your hipster hat.........................FYI you are not. Good day.

Monday, September 20, 2010

WTF? Picture Of The Day

I didn't take this photo but I know who did (Hammer) and we still are not 100% sure what the hell is on this dude's truck. I am thinking an eagle and the other thing I have no clue. Your help is wanted and needed here.

"Fan Toolery"


The NY Jets already have one semi-famous annoying fan. Apparently the dick in this picture wants to take the title.

This brings me to examine the difference between a fan and a fan who commits "fan toolery". A fan watches his team on TV, at a bar or at the game. Cheers for his team. Buys a shirt and a hat of his team.

A fan who commits "fan toolery" yells and begs for attention why watching his team. Tries to start fights with the other teams fans. Spends his pay check on "official" jerseys, logos for his car, personalized jerseys that read "I LOVE TO 69" and dresses like a Road Warrior so he can get on TV.

A memo to all committing "fan toolery", STOP IT! No one watches football to see or hear you. Just trust me on this one. Good day.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Sunday's Funny Video



Saw this this morning and couldn't stop laughing. Enjoy!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month



As usual, our always concerned government has declared this month "National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month" due to the rise of young people packing on the extra lbs.
This got me thinking. I have heard some talk of blaming video games, fast food advertising, sugar filled snacks, soda, school cafeteria food, etc. I would never argue that these things do not contribute to little Johnny being over weight. My point is very simple. Little Johnny has these two things called a mom and dad and although not all little Johnny's have both; one of them is more than capable of turning the damn TV off and telling him to go outside and ride his bike, climb a tree or play some sports. You see I was raised on soda, Twinkies, Ho Hos, Coco Pebbles and the occasional fast food meal. You know how I burned off all the sugar and calories? By running, playing sports or riding my bike and not sitting on my ass playing Nintendo or PlayStation. It's not rocket science people.
"National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month", how did we ever survive as man kind without it. Good day.

Dickhead Of The Day

Friday, September 17, 2010

Brooklyn Tornado aka Bro-Nado

I don't need to comment on this one. Just watch, listen and enjoy.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Yankee Fan



If you were looking for a reason to hate Yankee fans here it is.

For me, just looking at a picture of this dickhead was plenty. Another douche bag "rocken a Yankees cap". Good day.

Jeter Selling It


My opinion on last nights Jeter getting hit by the ball when he really didn't is this, the umpire bought that Jeter was hit by a pitch. Not sure how he cheated or did anything wrong. It's called selling it. It happens in all sports.

Remember this play? Jordan "making space" so he could hit the winning shot?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

NY Jets & Female Reporter (Ines Sainz) Story





Just in case you missed this story, I am always here to make sure you get all the up to date and low down on the sports world. The Jets are in some hot water over comments made toward female reporter Ines Sainz. Here is the whole story. Click here. I never knew who Ines was until this story (and for that we say thank you). She's seems VERY professional and someone who takes her job seriously.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Pink Socks With Flip Flop Guy


I am back from my weekend in Vegas for some football watching and beer drinking. And I come back to this? Maybe I should take more time off from the computer.

This picture comes from Hammer who is vacationing in Hawaii. Socks and flip flops are truly annoying. What is the point? Why not just wear shoes if you need to wear socks. And pink socks? Really guy? Men, this is why you DO NOT let your wife or girlfriend dress you. There is no way any man would choose to wear pink socks. Good day.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Video For The Weekend

Let's get a second helping of some Clash.

Video Of The Week

The Clash, one of my favorites of all time. Not the best footage but who cares. Great song. Enjoy.

Watermelon Anyone?

The Sweater Wearing In Summer Time With Combed Over Bleached Hair Guy


While I was out with my brother-in-law last weekend at the liquor store picking up some beer for me and 4 Locos for the ladies, we came across this fellow. The Sweater Wearing In Summer Time With Combed Over Bleached Hair Guy. I have no idea about the fashion Emo's have or whatever they are called now, but this is just not right. The comb over is for balding men who are so insecure they try to hide their bald spot. Sweater jackets, hoodies or sweat shirts during the summer time in L.A.? You are not Bill Belichick kids. Take the damn sweaters off. Good day!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Football Is Finally Here

Here is a little reminder of what Brett will be seeing tonight. And no i am not a Saints fan just a football fan. I say there is no better sport on earth than football. 9 hours and counting.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

One More Day Until This............


I love football. I feel like a 5 year on Christmas Eve.

The Odd Trio

Lil Jon, McLovin and a random Asian DJ. I am thinking alcohol played a part in the taking of this photo.
Is it me or does McLovin look like he's aged 15 years since Super Bad.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

A Video For Roger "The Roider" Clemens

As you can tell my hatred for Roger Clemens runs deep. Here's a video mocking his cheaten roided up ass.

This one was found by the Jr. CEO. Nice work Mikey.

Quick Post About Young Men Today

This young tool on Twitter is all that is wrong with our young men today. Click here and read what this "wankster" tweets. You will see that if this tool is the future of our country we are not in good hands. Good day.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Happy Labor Day

A little song for all us working folk. In honor of my dad. Have a great three day weekend.

Tennis Fan Fight (Kevin Arnold Style)

Here's a big jackass acting tough to a woman and an old man. Nice try by the old man. Dickhead of the year award for this scrotum sack. Next time you want to act tough go to a hockey or football game you tool. Nice call on the Kevin Arnold look alike Sack O Douche.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Remember Guns N Roses?

Axl Rose being himself as usual. After all these years you would think he'd get a clue. Guess not. Some bad language if you are at work.

Last Night's Baseball Fight

Not a bad one this time. Thanks to Dead Spin for the video.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Just Another Car Accessories Tool In L.A.

This type of photo was one of the keys to me starting this little website. I do a lot of driving in the L.A. area and come across all sorts of tools with their 20" $5,000 rims on a $5,000 Honda, sticker flames on their mini-vans, excessive chrome everywhere and anywhere, "booming" sound systems that make your car rattle just being next to them at a stop light, raised trucks (for looking cool only of course) that can't go off-road because the axle will snap in two if they tried and of course the weaving in and out of traffic guy who only gets two or three cars ahead of you while almost causing several accidents. Good day.

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