Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Cardigan Sweater With Shorts?


I saw this guy at the Angels game Saturday night. When did men start wearing cardigan sweaters with shorts? When did they start wearing sweaters during summer time? Maybe I am getting older and out of touch with trends.......maybe I am not a giant tool and that's why I don't get it.......I would also like to point out that it isn't day time in this picture those are the stadium lights you see. Cardigan sweater, shorts, hipster hat and sun glasses are the new summer nights attire for the young hipster tools. You have been properly warned men.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Euro-Trash Shorty Short Guy


I really need to apologize for putting this butt baby up on the site. I just can't pass up the opportunity to say F you to the Euro-Trash and Ronaldos of the world for bringing the shorty shorts for men in style. This dick thinks he looks good. Sir dickweed, you don't and women do not find this attractive. Especially when you look like one of the Back Street Boy chodes. Good day.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

There Is Only One Teenage Vampire Movie

Accept no immatations or Twilight movies.......

Friday, June 25, 2010

Lack Of New Post.........

Sorry for the lack of posting lately. Sometimes my brain shuts off and I have nothing to post or write. So here is a soccer/vuvuzela story and some BS story about how unmanly L.A. is.......to some degree I can not disagree but the reasons are totally lame. I guess because we don't have as many fat ass lazy dickweeds here we are not as manly as K.C.? Yeah, K.C. You can have it. Have a good weekend and remember to always help your fellow man with the rules and topics we discuss here. Good day.

Click here for soccer & vuvuzela violence.(Is it me or does vuvuzela sound like another word for a woman's......forget it)

Click here for L.A. is wimpy?



P.S. Russell Brand is a giant English chodester. Do not see his movies or you may turn into one as well.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Twilight Eclipse


Twilight Eclipse is coming out and people are camping out in downtown L.A. so they can be the first to see this overrated and over hyped pile of crap. I have reluctantly seen the first two and I suspect this one will be about the same. Why are people obsessed with this movie? Is it because of the actors or the books? And a better question is, why are people camping out for it? Don't these people have jobs they should be at? Maybe some of you can enlighten me on this subject, or maybe a previous post explained it all. Click here to check it out.


Two pictures of fans camping outside the Nokia Center in Downtown L.A. Apparently work can wait.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Soccer Has Done It Again...........


What the hell kind of a celebration is this? What the hell is the guy in the beard doing to the other guy? Why the hell do I even know this stupid picture exist?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

ALL White?



No explanation needed for this guy in the ALL white and bad hat. We are not in the Caribbean buddy.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Celtics Fans Are Real Fans??????

Really? Do you not remember this game Celtics' fans? Chanting MVP for another teams player? All the years I have watched the Lakers I have never heard the Lakers' crowd chant MVP for another team's player. Good job Boston! Enjoy your ass kicking you will be receiving by Mr. Bryant and the Lakers tonight and Thursday.
CEO

World Cup Watching With English Dudes


Yes I did break one of my rules and watch the USA vs. England on Saturday at an English pub with an English friend. The only plus was having a Guinness at 7am in the morning. I still don't get the appeal of soccer, but I will admit it was fun to be around a bunch of angry Englishmen who were pissed at the 1-1 tie and the goalie missing of the ball. I believe they were calling this guy a "twat" or something. They sure love that game.
I say if our top NFL and NBA athletes were to ever decide to play soccer the USA would dominate this game. Could you imagine seeing Dwayne Wade, Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, or Wes Welker kicking a ball around? These Euros and South Americans would be flopping all over the place in fear if they went up against these guys. Until these type of American athletes, which they never will, decide to start playing soccer it will never be big in this country.
CEO

Monday, June 14, 2010

Cuts In Line Guy


Hamburgesadamus posted about The Too Impatient to Take a # and Wait Guy last month. Well, Friday I ran into Cuts In Line Guy. Not only did he cut in front of two people but he was mad dogging everyone as he walked in. This dick had on a bad Armani Exchange shirt and drove off in a car with a spoiler so the fact he cut and mad dogged everyone is not much of a shocker.
Congratulations A-Hole!!! You got your food 1 minute before the people you cut in front of.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Those Crazy Asians

Oingo Boingo - Little Girls

All these years I never knew there was a video for this.

Another Roller Blading Guy Found


We have previously discussed Roller Blading Guy on this site. Obviously we still need to get the word out.

Remember, friends don't let friends roller blade. Please get the message out!
CEO

The Site Has Spoken

Lindsay Lohan is a white trash, neighborhood bike and she's hot. Most of you voted she was all three. I have to be honest at some point Lindsay may have been pretty hot but now she just looks worn out like the neighborhood bike. That was where my vote lied. A couple more pictures to honor this little red headed train wreck.



Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sleeveless Collared Shirt Guy


Sleeveless and collared do not go together Chad. Go back to the mall and purchase a collared shirt with sleeves. I am surprised he isn't wearing a hat too. Usually Frat boys like this are sporting a hat with their collared shirt.
(Mr. Toledo found this guy in Vegas so I am not at all shocked to see this type of picture.)

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan


Is she hot or just another wasted Hollywood child actor? She looks like a typical white trash gal heading into Walmart to me.

"Lakers Fans, Feeling You!"


Besides all the lame Lakers flags that fly around L.A. during the playoffs the only other part that sucks about being a Lakers fan is this tool. Vic the Brick Jacobs. Reporter / Band Wagon leader of the Lakers. This guy goes on the radio and talks about channeling the inner warrior. He tries to sound like a Zen Master when he talks and even interviews the players and spews out the same Zen BS. Only in L.A. could a sports guy be so full of shit like this guy. I wish he would go away and join Rick Dees in retirement.

(Note the white sun glasses, WTF hat and Lakers poncho. Yes, a Lakers poncho. I didn't know they made them either but this white sun glass wearing dork found one.)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Anti-Establishment Bumper Stickers On My Car Guy


This guy puzzles me. He wants people to know that he's "anti-establishment" while driving. When the hell is anyone going to be able to read your 20 bumper stickers? Maybe when they are stuck in traffic? But I thought you were "anti-establishment"? Shouldn't you make your own hours and say "F- you" to the man and his 9-5 jobs?
I am also confused with the way you self advertise your point of view. Isn't advertising an "establishment" thing? Oh whatever. I over think these meaning less annoyances, and that's pretty much the point of the site.

It's Time For The World Cup!!!!


Hhhhhmmmm.....and they wonder why soccer doesn't catch on in the United States.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Early 90's Bad Hair Don't Guy


I have noticed a bad early 90's hair trend becoming big with Latino men here in the L.A. area. It is the bad slick back hair into a pony tail with the sides and back of the head shaved. It didn't work then and it DOESN'T work now. If you happen to know someone with one of these hair don'ts, please do them a favor. Get them drunk until they pass out and shave the rest of their head. You will be doing society and the youth of America a great service.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Pants Commercial



This commercial annoys the hell out of me for 2 reasons:
1. Seeing man junk is not what I like seeing on my TV
2. Another commercial implying men are stupid and ball less

Too many damn commercials these days depict men in this light. If you think I am crazy just start paying attention to commercials. Cell phone commercials and the Corona commercials with the guy and girl on the beach looking at other people are just two examples.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Stevo, The People Have Spoken

We have learned a few things in the last two days about this website and its followers:

1. The men who visit this site have no clue who Katherine Heigl is, don't think she is hot and don't like her movies

2. Stevo, the site is not for you and you do not know "normal guys" like you think you do

Sincerely,

The CEO

Bad Call By Umpire


I agree that this ump shit the bed on the call to ruin a perfect game last night. Here's one thing he deserves credit for in this world of blaming others and not taking ownership of your mistakes. He manned up, owned the bad call and apologized to the pitcher after the game for missing the call as well. To be honest with you, I wouldn't expect anything less from a guy wearing a Fu Manchu mustache. Good job Jim Joyce. You are truly not one of the problems with men today.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

????????????

This is just weird enough for this site. Enjoy.

New Movie Review For "Killers"


Any movie with either Ashton Kutcher or Katherine Heigl in it will not be watched or reviewed by this website. If you thought I was serious you can delete the site from your favorites now and never come back. Good day.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Walks Girl Friends Little Dogs Guy


If I need to explain why there is something wrong with this picture than it's already too late for you. Go buy some roller blades and a Mazda Miata and have fun walking your dogs.

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