Sunday, May 30, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 12:00 PM
Roller blading for men is NOT ok. A man is never permitted to roller blade at any given time. So on this Memorial Day weekend if you happen to stumble across a roller blader go ahead and drop some tacks, watch him fall, and openly point and laugh at him. But make sure to tell him about The Problem with Men Today.com. We could've kept him from making this horrible decision.
And remember, friends don't let friends roller blade.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 10:49 AM
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Adding accessories to your car is annoying enough but to pledge your allegiance to your team with a window flag is extra tool box special. I get it super fan, you love the Lakers even though if I asked you who was on the team 5 years ago besides Kobe you would have no clue. This is a terrible trend that started back when the Lakers were on their way to winning the 2000 championship. This is when the band wagon of flag fliers started. And I have hated all of you ever since. Now people fly USC & Doyers flags too. The most annoying part about it is that they fly these flags when the team is winning. If they are losing forget it. No flags.
Also note, I never once said “we” or “us” when I referred to the Lakers. Stop it please. You are not on the team. You do not own the team. You do not except a pay check from the team.
By the way Go Lakers!
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 1:59 PM
This annoying dick has been on TV for far too long. This commercial is enough reason not to go to Six Flags plus I hear they have this tool dancing around the park all day long. Does he wear the tux to be some older creepier version of Pee Wee Herman? I think this dude should be no where near children.
This one is for Mr. Toledo.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
I don't care how long Sager's been doing whatever the hell he does. He's a tool box supreme with extra chode butter on the side. I am tired of watching him wear suits not even Michael Irvin would wear.
Between him and Marv, TNT might have the biggest bunch of ass clowns on TV pound for pound. Don't get me going about TNT's sister station TBS and the George Lopez show either. What a giant pile of crap that thing is.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 3:50 PM
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Overcompensating With Big Truck Guy can be seen all over the place. This guy and Fake Balls On Truck Guy are usually one in the same. OWBTG is usually a short dude, with a short fuse and a chip on his shoulder. He can be found towing his overcompensating boat while on his way to the lake or river and is usually cutting people off while driving 80mph. He usually has a stripper looking girl with him who's wearing pasties at the river or lake while pounding Bud Lights and making out with other OWBTG's girls.
Tons of accessories and obnoxious bumper/window stickers are usually found on this Bad Boy's truck. Git sum!!!!
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 10:18 AM
Monday, May 24, 2010
I am convinced Marv Albert has no real true friends. A real friend would tell this guy how bad his red, animal fur looking hair piece looks. They should have sat him down and had a hair intervention.
But Marv is a guy who likes to wear women's cloths, has a biting fetish and sings show tunes for fun so I am guessing the intervention wouldn't have worked.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 6:54 AM
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Since The CEO is off to enjoy the weekend in beautiful Las Vegas, NV, I will make my first post here. If he does not like it he can remove it, but I think it is quite a funny story.
So I am at an undisclosed location in Woodland Hills, CA today and I go in and take a # and sit down to wait like everyone else. Almost as soon as I sit down I notice some Tool making a scene, ranting and raving about having to wait. This fucking guy actually wanted the lady to stop what she was doing (helping someone who had taken a number and waited just like everyone else) to check if his information was still in the system (he didn’t want to wait if it wasn’t). When she told him, way more politely than I would have, “I will check for you when I am done with this person...”...the walking shit stain interrupts her saying something I could not hear and storms off to the side of the room. So, now this fucking asshole starts saying loudly, to be sure everyone could hear him, children and all, “This is what happens when Mexicans run these places” and “We should send them all back to where they came from”. At this point I had had enough and was not going to stay quite. So I tell the guy – Dude are you serious? What is your problem? I am sitting down so this mental midget whips around and starts advancing towards me and says, “Do you want to take this outside?” like he is some kind of Billy bad ass. So I spring to my feet get in his face and say – sure, let’s go.... are you sure you want to do this?
Here is where I tell you that I am 6’5” tall and weigh 350 pounds. The look on this idiots face was priceless. He shut his fucking mouth. Turned around and was very respectful and polite to the lady like a good boy.
Now this douche, was a prime example of the Problem with Men Today
Posted by Jason Stalboerger at 9:50 PM
Friday, May 21, 2010
I am pretty sure most of you missed this and it is a must see. This is not a joke this is a real music video Nate found on YouTube. Click here. Explicit lyrics so be careful if your at work.
Oh yeah and the picture is of KTLA 5 anchor Megan Henderson. Enjoy!!!
What's with wearing wife beater under shirts when you go out these days? I am getting the oil changed at the car dealership the other day and this dork was wearing a wife beater while buying a new car. I know this tool thought he looked cool but I am here to tell you buddy you didn't and you don't. Especially when you have build of a 13 year old boy. Put a shirt on chode stain.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 7:41 AM
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Dude, Curious George is looking for you and he wants to know why you aren't dressed in your usual yellow attire.
Convertible + Bad Hat + Driving Wife's Car = The Problem With Men Today
Photo by Brother of Mr. Reeve
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 9:25 AM
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
There is a ton of annoying things in this world that get to me. I have picked 7 of the post we have done so far that I find to be the most annoying. Which one gets to you the most?
Tiger and Nickleback
Loud Cell Phone Guy
Self Pic Guy
Annoying Twilight Guy
Tool Playing Tennis
Pick one and leave your reply in the comment thread.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 8:44 AM
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Going out to dinner wearing one wife beater isn't enough for this bad boy. He has to "represent" by wearing a black wife beater over his white wife beater. I say he's a double dickhead.
Bad photo but I had to post it because of how annoying Double Wife Beater Guy is.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 9:22 AM
Monday, May 17, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Why is everyone so shocked that this narcissistic ego maniac is showing his true self? He has Chosen 1 tattooed on his back. He's a dick people. He might be a great basketball player but he's a dick. This is the same guy that had a video tape of him getting dunked on by a college player confiscated so no one would see it.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 9:00 AM
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
I spotted this old guy on the 101 Freeway today. He is a bad ass guy with a bad ass car. He is a true Road Warrior and the last of his kind. I can't remember the last time I saw a Pinto in L.A. Thank you Pinto Road Warrior. Thank you.
Photo by SlikRick
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 4:10 PM
Coach Steve seems like a good dad who is volunteering his time to coach his daughter's girls softball team. But there is one problem. Steve has held on to his mullet for far too long. Coach, it's time to part ways with the long locks. The late 80s are over and the Boz retired long ago.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 8:08 AM
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 4:05 PM
Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
While "Talks On Bluetooth While Not In Car Guy" is not quite as annoying as "Talks Too Loud On Cell Phone Guy", this hemorrhoid of society is still a giant douche nozzle. This inconsiderate blow hard will look you dead in the face while talking but its not you. TOBWNICG will continue to do so without a simple "1 second" hand gesture or a quick "hold on I am still on the phone". He's WAY too important to do that.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 11:11 AM
Thursday, May 6, 2010
As you can see "Giant Tool Playing Tennis In Short Shorts Guy" comes in many different forms. This one is one of the most annoying "GTPTISSG" you will find. While he tries to make you believe he's doing it for fun. The truth is he wants you to notice him and will stop at nothing to get your attention. If you happen to see this dick on the tennis court, please proceed to wrap his mandana around his throat and pull until he turns blue.
"Your body is a doucheyland"
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 1:48 PM
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
I couldn't sleep last night and of course the late night infomercials are all that's on. So I see this one about a new man girdle called "SlimTs". It hides your fat and even has a fake 6 pack on it for when you are pretending to be in shape. Is this what we have come to as men? We have to pretend to be in shape like some postpartum woman who can't get rid of the "baby fat"? Push away from the table, go run a few miles and stop acting like a little bitch! You are a MAN! You do not need this BS man girdle. Do you think men who lived during the Great Depression worried about their belly being flabby?
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 3:25 PM
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
I am not sure what to call this guy. I snapped this poor photo last night while shopping with the wife (who I embarrassed the hell out of taking this photo). It's a bit hard to make out his face, but he's wearing a super tight light green wife beater with A cup man boobies, tight black dress pants and black dress shoes while sampling all the free food the super super market had to offer.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 6:14 AM
Monday, May 3, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
As if owning a Miata isn't "tool" enough, "Mazda Miata Guy" decides to install a roll bar, grab a helmet and become "Mazda Miata Racing Guy". This dick can be seen weaving in and out of traffic while "racing" "Acura Integra Guy" on the I-15 to Vegas.
Again, good job Josh. You are doing the Lords work.
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 5:00 PM
It's bad enough I have to see this chick every 5 minutes on TV, but now I have to hear her obnoxious voice on the radio??!!??!! In this annoying world of car insurance commercials she even beats out the Geico cavemen. How did that show work out for you guys?
Posted by The Problem with Men Today CEO at 11:36 AM