Saturday, May 1, 2010

Mazda Miata Racing Guy


As if owning a Miata isn't "tool" enough, "Mazda Miata Guy" decides to install a roll bar, grab a helmet and become "Mazda Miata Racing Guy". This dick can be seen weaving in and out of traffic while "racing" "Acura Integra Guy" on the I-15 to Vegas.



Again, good job Josh. You are doing the Lords work.

9 comments:

  1. That is so fucking awesome! That is a guy who has zero friends that really care about him.

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  2. this picture is awesome

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  3. That's.. my roommate. Not really.. but damn close. Will try to get a picture.

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  4. GO AND BUY A REAL CAR YOU PUSSY. TALK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE A DAMN SHELBY. AGAIN THE PROBLEM WITH MEN TODAY, THEY BUT A FREAKIN MAZDA AND THINK IT IS A RACE CAR.

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  5. Yeah, he's an idiot for street racing. The helmet is a bit much for the street, but again he IS a mad tyte racing driver, weaving in and out of traffic like that. And technically, a helmet is about a thousand times safer than your bare skull hitting steel tubing, but I digress. I have a roll bar in my Miata, but I also have a tall enough seat to save me hitting my head. Mostly, I just save my aggressive driving for actual motorsports events and not my drive to work. I dunno about the rest of the population.

    I really liked the ALL-CAPS comment as well. It was almost as cute as the actual picture. You don't need a biagillion horsepower to have a fun car, junior. Even if you could afford a car bearing the Shelby nameplate, I'm sure you would only do drag racing and rev your engine at people while rolling through grocery store parking lots because making noise with your big, American V8 car with a live-axle rear end and fuel mileage to match the space shuttle is the only thing that can get it up for you. Trust me, I'm a Miata owner. We know stuff about penises, apprently. Have fun at the next gas station, sweets. It's about 500 feet from where you're currently bouncing your Mustang off it's rev limiter for no reason. I'll bee the little queerbait flying by you, getting 35mpg and still being able to outrun your shit when a corner rears its head. Cheers!

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  6. Driving with a helmet on, in a car, on the road is stupid anyway. 1) its borderline illegal in most places. While there is no law saying you can't, most places have a law about your vision being obstructed. This includes your peripheral vision, which is used in driving a lot more than most people think. It will be open to the cop pulling you over whether or not he writes you a ticket for that. Motorcycle riders need a helmet. People in cars don't need one. 2) Its just dumb. Its like having a sign on your car that says "I'm driving fast, please pull me over". It will attract attention, and not in a good way. 3) If you need a helmet in your street car to keep you safe in a roll over, then you are driving wrong. If you are driving with any kind of sense, you aren't going to roll your car over. You will, however, roll your car by being a knob.

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  7. Any of you guys ever hear of scca or nasa racing? just forum race your V8's? Miata's rule the roost when there are corners involved. Guy was probably on his way to a meet (least he leaves the house and races something, anything, unlike all of you) and didn't want his helmet rolling around in the trunk or on the floorboard. A helmet costs almost as much as a K&N cold air intake for a shelby, to put that in perspective. But I'm sure all those borderline bankrupt auto makers are cranking out some HIGH QUALITY constructed v8 automobiles nowadays. shelbyLulz.

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  8. This idiot blogger hates on every guy who isint OLD. Hes losing at the sex-competiton at hates on everyone who does anything COOL. Stop hating dude - he got a miata and is having fun in it. You make fun of it - what do you do? Oh yeah hide and take photos of people you are jealous of. Why not go up to miata guy and call him a punk to his face -- oh yeah you're too afraid.

    LOSER!

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